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According to Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary:
irony:	the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning.
coincidence:	the occurrence of events that happen at the same time by accident but seem to have some connection; also : any of these occurrences
Majority of the time when people say it's ironic, they mean coincidence!
PLEASE USE IT PROPERLY!!!
ginormous:	What the ???
beauorgeous:	BEAUtiful + gORGEOUS?
Quotes:	"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything." --Author Unknown
	"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle." --Thanks be to Nancy Kent for the submission
The Unoffical Guide for Federal Employees
How to stay employed while sleeping on the job:
Turn the screen saver off Sit with a good posture Face the computer Close eyes and nap Avoid any jerking while falling asleep Avoid having your head fall forward Avoid snoring, if persistent, click here FOR ADVANCED SLACKERS ONLY: Place phone on shoulder Train yourself to talk in your sleep (Yes, No, Uh-huh should be enough)
Examples:
The Standard Slacker
The Advanced Slacker
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